She's a real girl!!

Perez Hilton has posted pictures of posh spice smiling as the Spice Girls reunion tour came to an end last week.

Now we see why she insists on that damn bloody pout!

NAH, WE LOVE IT!

Girl should lose the robochic pouting and preening and embrace her humanity!

It's effing cute and INSTANTLY drops years.

You know it -

It's may-juh.

What do you think??

Amy's been seen out and about: looking HOT and sporting a new teardrop on her left cheek.

We think it's pretty damn hot, but what do you think?

Tattoo? Eyeliner? Stick-on jewel?

Rumours have been circulating to as to why she's got it.. apparently a teardrop signifies having committed a murder, but it also apparently shows you've spent time in jail. Perhaps it's yet another shout out for the damned "Blake Incarerated".

On the other hand.. maybe it's just pretty damn cute!

We wish we had the guts (and ability to pull off!) looking like Amy.

WOOT.

Our beloved Perez is on the Annie Mac Show on Radio 1 naow!
Go listen!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/

It's ma party & I'll strip down if I want to ...

She's not a UK whore, but she is the International one!
Paris Hilton celebrated her 27th Birthday (girl is getting oooold, how long till she reaches for the Botox?) in true porn star form, strutting about in tiny lingerie & heels.
Paris entertained the party goers at the Pussycat Dolls Lounge at Caesar's in Las Vegas.
But then again she was singing, so entertain is the wrong word, no?
[Photo borrowed from our beloved Perez Hilton. Check him out for another photo of Miss Hilton's do http://perezhilton.com/category/paris-hilton/]

Her "Blake incarcerated"...

[Old MIRROR front page.. we love tabloid splashes, over here at UKTS. xD.]

...Never bloody learns!

According to The News Of The World, Amy's smackhead husband was rushed to the prison hospital after suffering from an overdose of heroin and other toxic substances.

This is after already failing 3 random drugs tests.

Twat.

Lock him up and throw away the key!

Cuz if silly billy doesn't sort himself out, he'll find himself somewhere much worse (and much worse to leave) than prison.

AND HE'S NOT TAKING OUR AMY WITH HIM.

Morning Maths.

+ + + = UNFGH!!

It's recently been confirmed that Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell are stepping up to continue production of Heath Ledger's last film, The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, which was only partly finished at the time of Ledger's untimely death.

In the film - which will continue being shot in London - Ledger's character falls through a mirror three times, and each time will be replaced with Depp, Law and Farrell, who volunteered to help continue Ledger's legacy after his death.

This will join the latest Batman film as Ledger's last 2 cinematic appearances.

It's sad there'll only be one of them on screen at any one time, though.

They should all join together and have a memorial orgy.

I'M [NOT THE] SH*T.

Sorry for the lack of posting!

I'm terrible and will give you the blog-world equivalent of mind-blowing makeup sex tomorrow.

;-].

Evening Standards.

I'm not sure whether to clap or cringe.

Style awards? Those outfits? How.. Ironic.

"All rise" if you're hardcore.

They call it satire, I call it a bloody improvement.

Posh finally has a purpose.

Paris is too trashy for even Robbie.

Gross of the day.

If I said something nice..

I'd be a down-right liar.

Please girls, get yourself some ambition!

YES YES YES YES YES!!

The "big O" for your eyes, ears and funny bones. =]

The BBC have just announced that a Mighty Boosh film is in the pipeline!

Noel Fielding and Julian Barratt have signed a deal with BBC films and are working on a script that is due to begin filming early next year.

I'd risk a month at the STD clinic to get dirty with Noel Fielding..